Sorry women libbers... sorry super bad independent women... you can have this single life. I've tried it and it's hard. I don't like it. I Need A Husband.
But not every day. Just on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Now, remember, I've been married and while my divorce process was nothing short of horrific, there were some happy days during my marriage. The trips, the laughs, the dreams, yeah, there were some happy times. So it really would be nice to be married again, but that's a WANT. That's different and that's not what I'm talking about. I NEED a husband on about three days a week.
Wednesday: That's trash day. I NEED someone to gather the trash accumulated and drag the trash cans to the curb. Summer, winter, spring, and fall. Rain and sunshine. The trash needs to go out and I NEED a husband to do that for me.
Thursday: I am finding more and more small jobs that need to be done in my home. Not the major stuff that needs the attention of a contractor, but simple things like handling that thermostat I can't open and the light bulb I broke trying to change. This is my short list and today is Thursday. It would have been very nice to have had a husband today. Moving forward, I would happily gather the things I need done and he could do them all on Thursdays.
Friday: I NEED a husband to enjoy Fridays with me. Friday is my favorite day of the week because it is the beginning of the weekend. Even during quarantine, it would be nice to have someone to share some take-out with or to share my view of a beautiful sunset.
I'm not trying to jinx myself. If the right man comes along, I'd WANT to fall in love with him and be married. But I NEED a man in my life on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Great benefits, just 3 days a week, not a bad gig.